Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
你回归到喜欢的行业，他放下游戏回归校园，不论你们多励志，无法改变烂片的现实。保健品&仪器乱象，希望国家好好管管，留住老年人的养老钱
牛逼 真的牛逼 一路过来 团队真的一直在成长!
还行，没有特别搞笑，也没有特别悬疑，好，但不够好，总觉得哦哪里还差点。
还可以，虽说剧情稍显平淡，但是看着挺欢乐温馨的。
邢冬冬才是真人不露相啊哈哈哈笑死我了，安宁还是那么好看，虽然只是酱油戏份。说回到电影本身，看到他们的摄影用在电视上是绰绰有余，作为电影看起来就太粗糙了，但能把这样一样充满戏剧感的故事浓缩到一个晚上讲完还是个不错的本土故事，原创不易，值得鼓励，希望他们团队能继续拍下去。
迫不及待看完《冤家宜解不宜结》，主要是源于《毛骗》的惊艳，但就算没有看过后者的情怀滤镜，这部电影中随处可见的奇思妙想也体现出优映团队满满的诚意。这个富有创意强于剧本创作的团队不满足于网剧的规模，多年来尝试转型，但囿于资金匮乏，先后产出如《杀不死》、《非常保镖》以及《城市的边缘》等作品的质量，就仿佛他们镜头下始终被雾霾笼罩的石家庄，忧郁穷困，天然粗粝，还带有一点时代的迷茫，只靠不甘心坚持着。或许，这是优映团队从以《毛骗》为代表的手工作坊阶段向电影工厂阶段转型的过程，真心期待他们早日成功，国产影视需要有诚意和创意的团队来超出优秀的作品。
浩然那么好打居然跑了。
看着两位主要有些眼熟，查了一下原来是线下神剧《毛骗》的原班人马，果然风格和毛骗也非常相似，注重细节，从小处入手，开头的几个笑点非常不错，到影片中段就有些跟不上了，主要问题也是格局有点小了，线下和线上还是有些不同，服化道都不太讲究，单纯靠剧情，其实也没什么过人之处，幸好原班人马出演，磨合的还不错，默契度也够，给四星鼓励一下！
目前上映5天，分账仅仅177万，这样的数字是不合理的。因为正是因为有这样的网大存在，所以我还能相信爱优腾不会死，知道比不上奈飞。但这样的网大真不能少，感觉有点宁浩味了，扣一星是因为导演有一点点自恋啊哈哈，可以看出这是一个精心打磨过的本子，非常有意思，祝福这个团队以后生产更多大卖的片，最后提个建议，名字起的不够中二，如果换个名字，分账能更多。
优映一直都是本子牛，拍摄技巧有点拉
还有就是冬哥，每次你都是隐藏人物这真的好吗？
目前上映5天，分账仅仅177万，这样的数字是不合理的。因为正是因为有这样的网大存在，所以我还能相信爱优腾不会死，知道比不上奈飞。但这样的网大真不能少，感觉有点宁浩味了，扣一星是因为导演有一点点自恋啊哈哈，可以看出这是一个精心打磨过的本子，非常有意思，祝福这个团队以后生产更多大卖的片，最后提个建议，名字起的不够中二，如果换个名字，分账能更多。
只是十五分钟 已经没有耐心再继续看了 好烂
看得出用心设计了，中间那段互喷的结构感很好，有毛骗的味道，但是总感觉少了什么，估计是结局那种令人惊讶的反转
毛骗团队完成度很高，一贯的环环相扣。现在就是需要好好打磨剧本，总有一天会出圈的。
还行吧，电影里的男主A真像张达明，男主B真像王自贱。
梗没问题，镜头没问题，人物没问题，吵架我也挺喜欢的，两个陌生人人撕破伤口，重归于好，看起来多梦幻、多伤人、多不切实际又让人震动。最大的问题是节奏，无数的巧合还可以理解，事件所有的节奏（时间）都为剧本服务，就多少有点把大家都当傻子了。但是确实是因为当毛骗周边看的感觉，最后决战乐呵呵地和朋友说你看狐狸老二带着狐狸老大联合小宝团队对阵狐狸骨干打算抢邵庄呢，可以反映出我看这电影的复杂心态（
“如果中国有合理的分级制度他们一定能有更好的作品”，就像很多人远远没到拼天赋的地步，很多创作人也远远没到谈创作被禁锢的地步。这个让真正优秀创作人倍感无奈的现状，如今成为了很多三教九流的遮羞布。所以真正有资格说这句话的创作者真的很少，而这个团队无疑是其中之一。
忘掉毛骗，重新认识他们
加油啊，毛骗团队，希望哪天能在大银幕上看到你们
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