真假女斗

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分类： 喜剧片 2009

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    为什么我记得我想看这个电影的时候，评分是7点多！！看完发现它才5分！

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    不是很懂女配拿把斧头跑出大门口又立马丢掉的用意。

  • 世芸芸 2小时前 :

    任你怎么去分析它的主题立意或是风格影像，都改变不了剧情设计很蠢笨的事实，变态与膈应可不是一部恐怖片成功与否的标准。

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    有点儿东西。古怪邪教暮年夫妇妄图屠杀一小队青年男女。女主集光环一身，从头幸运到尾，手刃老人，脱离魔窟。

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    by the lookds of everything, I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture. 人们只想看Tits ass and big dick. 我嫉妒你的美貌 你的年轻 你的肉体 而我却风烛残年，人老枯黄。

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    Mia Goth一人分飾兩角，讓我想起費里尼那番睿智的話語：「我們同時是少年、成年人和老年人」這或許是Ti West除去在影片文本層面上對70年代美國虐殺片的解構之外，至為深刻的主題：年老體衰的Pearl嫉妒、追殺那個貌美如花，青春洋溢的Maxine，Pearl／Maxine共享著同一副軀體的不同時期，聯繫她們的是不因年齡漸長，容貌衰老而有所減退的性慾。「X」是難以把控的性吸引力，是色情影視產業或snuff movie，對抗主流，是精打細算的生意。導演唯獨迴避了一點：為什麼它一定是有意義的？片中對經典虐殺方程式的改造和修正，遭排除在外的恰恰是那些無法被解構的非理性舉動。影片不能將虐殺電影本身兼具的狂野和幽默元素發揮到極致，因為一旦植入按部就班的文本解構程式，影片便很難再出現任何「意外」。

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  • 周耘志 9小时前 :

    5分左右。

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    发力都在海报上，也不准确，，，毕竟还有小电影

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    每个人都会老去，珍惜现在，活在当下，X趁年华。

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