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分类: 喜剧片 1999

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 静娜 0小时前 :

    短小精悍,很多人估计看完才反应过来谢苗原来是他,和我们一起长的的小娃娃,五星好评鼓励一下

  • 颖美 5小时前 :

    小成本良心电影。紧凑不注水,实打实的动作设计。

  • 花彦 8小时前 :

    看的很过瘾,有套路,但是不过时,谢苗的圆脸变成瓜子脸了?要是把释小龙、谢苗、嘎子哥都放一块,有个好剧本肯定没问题的

  • 藤暄玲 1小时前 :

    3.5挺有意思的,国产野兽刑警。都还不错。

  • 鑫奇 9小时前 :

    新少林五祖的谢苗长大了,打戏还是有基本,拳拳见肉

  • 锋家 6小时前 :

    谢苗啊谢苗,真为他抱不平,这么好的演技和功夫现在却始终在网大打转。

  • 贰碧菡 3小时前 :

    动作戏不错,但剧情和节奏怪怪的。谢苗长得也不孬,也能打,演技也还行,不知道为啥火不起来。看花絮的时候,能看到谢苗也不年轻了,若连他都打不动了,我不知道年轻一代谁还能撑起动作片这一类型了。

  • 逯飞捷 2小时前 :

    巩固长成了巩伟的样子。肖老三全剧演技担当。打戏流畅。

  • 锦彩 5小时前 :

    最大的亮点是动作戏,从片中效果和片尾花絮都能看出的确下了很大功夫。尤其是医院配药室与宇通客车两场狭窄空间的戏,效果真的不错。

  • 梦露 7小时前 :

    fortieth

  • 逮雅畅 4小时前 :

    意思就是,没必要,看点儿别的吧。

  • 武怀思 3小时前 :

    虽然故事简单,bug也不少,但还是正经意义上的打片,难为谢苗这么多年还在坚持,童星里打星出身的只看到谢苗还在坚持出打片了。成龙这么多年说着找接班人,不知道是没看到谢苗还是因为谢苗不红

  • 浮清舒 1小时前 :

    如果龙叔是国际警察在国际大都市破获国际大案的警察故事,那谢苗就是县城警察在县城打击县城无赖流氓的警察故事。故事细节很真实,非常接地气。支持一下。

  • 暴冰洁 0小时前 :

    片尾的车厢打斗拍得不错,值一星⭐!应该叫北京警察故事

  • 钊玉华 5小时前 :

    我是推着划船机看的,因为过程太精彩无尿点了,还多划了十几公里。比扫黑风暴和除暴安良等什么其他扫黑的片子强多了。苗总表演张力哪里比吴京差了?明明都是院线大电影的水准。打斗极为真实,拳拳到肉。满满的真实感,虽然破案逻辑上有些小细节稍微有瑕疵,但是已经非常优秀了。谢苗一定🔥

  • 郁嘉德 3小时前 :

    可能受制于制作成本的原因,故事特别简单,但是很完整。

  • 牧雅静 4小时前 :

    几年过去,网大也开始有些值得看的作品了。

  • 水友桃 3小时前 :

    没有怪王治不了的疤瘌头,谢苗你草率了,等你老丈人动手也不迟啊

  • 许山梅 7小时前 :

    剧情肯定不行,不过对网打要求也别太高。谢苗很不错啊,再磨炼五年找个好机会绝对翻红

  • 杜安民 3小时前 :

    剧情比较简单无脑,但是打戏都挺精彩的,算是合格的网剧。

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