两女用胸互顶小说 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2014

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 易紫杉 3小时前 :

    看到阿乡第一次拍片时紧张到疯狂拉肚子瞬间被击中了

  • 卫忠 3小时前 :

    简直就是东亚女性模板

  • 同瑞锦 9小时前 :

    山田洋次,你好“小津”。

  • 卢灵雨 2小时前 :

    2021年德国电影学院奖(劳拉奖)影帝作。

  • 扶朋兴 0小时前 :

    很討厭男主角這種我行我素、不體諒別人、只造成別人負擔的渣男性格,身旁竟還有不離不棄的妻子和死忠的摯友,實在感動不了,決定給不及格。人品不行再有才華都要打折扣。唯一可看的部分只有純樸專情的永野芽郁。是說,後來從螢幕走出來的創意變成恐怖片的創意了嗎?

  • 南门依萱 6小时前 :

    最喜欢寺新,真挚。对于某个东西痴迷,痴迷到不敢靠近让人好心疼。但是,不能接受对于妻子的伤害和辜负。天赋不得志确实消磨人,不过,这不是伤害家人的理由。淑子的年轻演员好喜欢,好可爱呀!

  • 旗晨风 3小时前 :

    男主角的放弃和得奖两个转折生硬。

  • 庆新冬 5小时前 :

    “要做电影的都不是什么正经人”这句真是全场都笑了。

  • 冰春 1小时前 :

    每个人走出的每一步都在选择自己人生,无论做出何种选择一定会有后悔和遗憾之处。总觉得这部电影似乎是淑子的生命故事,无论是追随、等待、或是成全都是淑子一个人的选择,从始至终都与男主无关……

  • 卜浩阔 2小时前 :

    为了抵御盖世太保的心理折磨,一名被纳粹监禁的律师在国际象棋的世界里寻求自救。影片拍的极其文艺,看下去需要耐着性子。

  • 明柔 7小时前 :

    先不管老流氓咋来的了,看电影看到死,还是被原节子带走,感谢电影之神照顾此生啊

  • 婷栀 5小时前 :

    对电影如此满怀热忱的男主因为一次意外就直接放弃精心打磨的剧本我实在不能理解…到最后还在说淑子当初选错人了我真想锤爆他的头!!

  • 嵇云飞 9小时前 :

    永远对导演在电影中能大胆袒露自己的心迹感到着迷,无论那是脆弱还是不堪。

  • 姜香桃 5小时前 :

    两星半 掌握电影话语权的成功人士拼命吹嘘电影的美好和重要 但现实生活其实没那么需要电影

  • 家晨 9小时前 :

    旧梦、老友、往日、故人,愿你好景如昔,松竹盛放…… 里面北川景子的那句台词太帅了“你只能选择一种方式去后悔,人生就是这么一回事,你就照自己的意思去做吧!”

  • 慧桐 8小时前 :

    不明白为何女主如此义无反顾地爱着男主。有点联想到千年女优

  • 历冰香 0小时前 :

    短短两小时就让我不想嫁菅田将晖了。(男人至死要赌博

  • 卫茜 2小时前 :

    怎么说,没有认认真真去看.边工作时边看的,是冲着野田跟菅田将晖看的.以为是将关于毕生为了电影而执着的故事,没有看完,但似乎是讲爱情的.主要的还是老年的泽田.可能不太专注,所以并没感动到我.不知道要不要再看.看的时候就记住了一段野田扮演的寺新的一段台词:“将来想成为电影影评家,或者就是寻很多钱,将来在东京郊区开一家电影院.”最后也实现了.年轻时我们会选择那个意气风发为了梦想不羁的人.为梦想拼搏的样子是真好啊.但最后踏踏实实一步一步完成自己梦想的人,更有魅力,不是吗?

  • 宰瑞云 8小时前 :

    还有最后的谢幕:再见了,志村健先生

  • 巢华皓 9小时前 :

    能用自己最爱的电影拿到奖,能在最爱的电影过程中死去,太浪漫了。

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