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分类: 喜剧片 2002

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 弥依晨 8小时前 :

    太喜欢这部电影的设定了。我会嫉妒,会愤怒,但你能代替我,爱下去,照顾我的家人。我知道家人爱我,爱的是因为我们共同的经历,共同的喜怒哀乐而产生感情的我,所以能在克隆基地安静等待死去。而我的灵魂仍在世上,他做得比我还要好,这是最有意义的延续。

  • 兆运浩 8小时前 :

    故事发生在日本大正时期。有一天,一位名叫灶门炭治郎的平凡农家少年回家发现家人被屠杀,唯独只有妹妹祢豆子存活下来,然而妹妹的样子却跟平常好像不一样,为了寻求拯救妹妹的方法,炭治郎踏上了斩妖除魔的冒险旅程

  • 卫思颖 4小时前 :

    ???我一直以为妻子也是克隆人呢……结果没有反转

  • 冬林 3小时前 :

    优:中年男人默默扛下一切~为了爱的人,坦然面对死亡~风景加分

  • 幸孟夏 7小时前 :

    看完这个电影,我决定听室友的建议去看电视剧了!!!

  • 可叶帆 3小时前 :

  • 旁之桃 2小时前 :

    这一部突然发现老爷和Mary都有了不少岁月的痕迹,开始变老,想起当年追第一个圣诞特辑的种种回忆,这么多年对Mary的欣赏一直未变,她是一个就算独自一人也会永远潇洒优雅扛起全家的那个人,以及Violet / Maggie,我依然无法想象不再有你的那一天。

  • 接访烟 9小时前 :

    合格的群戏

  • 似初夏 6小时前 :

    如果是我,我也会愿意为我的家人让“自己”继续生活在他们身边,即使我将承受卡梅伦一样的痛苦和孤独。

  • 佟瀚海 3小时前 :

    超级愉快的一次观影经历。明明没有什么煽情的情节和桥段,看到最后感动得泪流满面。

  • 凯腾 3小时前 :

    影帝演出,但是太精致了,完全是apple产品demo

  • 在雅韶 2小时前 :

    Tv11-14合集,三个好朋友相遇,善逸沉睡打出伤害max,炭治郎打败了下玄鬼。

  • 文初 6小时前 :

    也没看出来那点像是A New Era了,故事拍得相当乏味。不过这倒是提醒我去重看一遍『霍华德庄园』。

  • 农嘉胜 0小时前 :

    TV版11—14集。主角三人小队初聚,合力破除困境。我妻善逸与嘴平伊之助的性格特点鲜明,但也无法避免单一化的趋势。尤其是我妻善逸,过度刻画胆小有些用力过度,让人感到烦躁。

  • 卫定钧 5小时前 :

    第二季

  • 多思洁 2小时前 :

    虽然珠世小姐帮我治疗过了,但伤并没有痊愈。

  • 怡惠 3小时前 :

    三人组相遇啦~~~谁会不爱善逸小可爱呢?又有谁会忍心伤害祢豆子呢?!

  • 坤星 9小时前 :

    怡然敬父执,问我来何方。

  • 卫博 0小时前 :

    火炬从女性被传给女性,真的没法不爱唐顿这个善待每一个人的美好童话。很佩服编剧,回忆12年来所有的电视剧和电影剧情,Mary和祖母的相似真是呼之欲出:虽然渴望冒险,但一定不会背叛自己的原则和责任。美中不足的是马修·古迪的缺席啊,上一部迈着长腿冲上楼梯和Mary相拥的镜头我可以看100遍。

  • 仙静柏 7小时前 :

    我也会拥有值得我复制出另一个我陪伴他们左右的人么。

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