UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.
作为蜡笔小新系列动画重要道具的蜡笔终于在三十周年剧场版中登场。
后续看哭了。人性就是这样，真实世界更可怖，哪有什么幡然醒悟，灾难面前只有本性。就算是没有道路也能画。我热爱蜡笔小新世界里永远的积极，永远的创造力和想象力，永远的春日部防卫队。泪奔。
不过想象力依旧是天马行空，最后大人责怪救了他们小新把蜡笔用完，而没画导弹的时候，还是很讽刺。
纯情怀片，笑点过少，只有老梗，最后的大人冷漠那里，如果是臼井仪人会写出这么干巴巴的说教玩意？挂蜡笔小新的名字真是侮辱臼井了，编剧应该入土去谢罪，想回味蜡笔小新完全可以看漫画，这种所谓剧场版太离谱了
七分电影吧，不理不理左卫门人物是立得住的，其他有些乱。是部消除偏见 很好的儿童电影——长得看似丑陋的人拥有着最善良的心，嘴上贱贱的人 关键时候却是是靠谱的朋友，要好好“涂鸦”，因为还有个靠它为生的王国。其他的父母 老师 同学甚至蜡笔小新本人都有些脸谱化了
内裤君牺牲自己弥补缺失的线笑死我了
其实整部片子画得还是很商业和流水线，剧情前面也非常平庸，但在结尾的安排挺不错的，明明不抱什么希望 但大家一起动员起来的时候，居然还有点感人，然后就是衔接的片尾曲很好听，综合起来还是给了4星
蜡笔小新之神笔马良
前面那头猪是在太讨人厌了，后面即使给它洗白也接受不了
荒诞剧情里充满了丰富的现实讽刺甚至政治隐喻，谁让现实世界比动画还荒谬呢？
蜡笔 反派征服者 被光选中的人 正义使徒 小新
我看哭了，蜡笔小新真的蜡笔拯救世界。片尾曲如果看中文歌词那是画龙点睛的歌曲啊。非常非常厉害的动画片。
后半部分直接拉高水准！才不管大人们怎么说，去做一个快乐画画的小新吧！
除夕夜看完的，是怎么做到如此深情浪漫 又怀抱幻想与童趣，不舍天真，是真的不舍天真。
第一次这么喜欢胖嘟嘟左卫门，真正当了一次正义的朋友。
无功无过，感觉2010年之前的一些风格回来了，但是没有2005年前锐意的风格
"一切都要怪那个孩子把蜡笔用完了"
最后部分 都在责怪小新弄丢蜡笔的路人们太真实了 近几年最好的剧场版
来自蜡笔小新漫画里某个短篇，原作就很令人印象深刻。
这年头的小新基本变成Cosplay秀了。cos小新和伙伴们演各种不是小新风格的东西。
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