Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
这满满的熟悉的味道哈哈哈哈哈还是喜欢优映团队的作品，不管啥，无条件支持，不过可惜没见到甜甜呢
剧情还是一样紧凑。马文龙：若不按时归还 天打雷劈hhhhhhhhhhh
毛骗剧组再次展示如何在最少的预算内拍出自己的想法，没有钱拍飙车，没关系，可以飚自行车。
《毛骗》团队出品的作品，下限不会太低，影片虽然还是满满的套路，都是那种各种的巧合，但还是看的挺有意思，只是到了最后感觉故事有点圆不回来了，再加上各种煽情啊、升华啊之类，就有点不喜欢了。
毛骗团队的作品依然创意非凡，出乎意料的情节还是不断给人惊喜：故事聚焦了好多社会热点问题，很有深意；想不到还请来了我国际庄的相声演员前来助阵；包哥这次不再是打酱油了，角色非常重要，而且那句经典台词居然被和谐处理了，哈哈哈～估计也只有我母校的师兄师姐们能把石家庄拍的这么有美感了，真希望他们能获得大投资啊，继续支持关注和期待你们的新作品！！！
看着两位主要有些眼熟，查了一下原来是线下神剧《毛骗》的原班人马，果然风格和毛骗也非常相似，注重细节，从小处入手，开头的几个笑点非常不错，到影片中段就有些跟不上了，主要问题也是格局有点小了，线下和线上还是有些不同，服化道都不太讲究，单纯靠剧情，其实也没什么过人之处，幸好原班人马出演，磨合的还不错，默契度也够，给四星鼓励一下！
看这片的肯定都是老粉了 但是不足之处在于演员没有突破 还是原来演什么角色 现在还在演什么角色 看了半天好像是旧剧的衍生品
有点冗长且无聊，后面的几个伏笔都呼应了。整体一般。
不应该6.9分啊，看到狐狸老大出来了，哈哈哈哈哈痘痘还是和以前一样多。包哥每次出场都意外哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，不是啊 我觉得这不是优映的分数段啊。
但《毛骗》粉们更多看的是一个情怀，就是喜欢看他们原班人马都在，看邵庄跟杨羽吵架一小时都不会厌。
还是邢东东的风格、比早起的更成熟了，不过少了很多毛骗那些细节设计，剧本也有些弱。其他的都还好。邵庄的演技，也比之前沉稳了。
因为毛骗看了这部电影，也因为毛骗，觉得这部电影还是有不小差距，故事有巧合可以，太多巧合就让人觉得编剧不行了
欠条的数字别写阿拉伯数字，写这个：壹贰叁肆伍陆柒捌玖拾。
剧情紧凑，有少许硬伤，但是影片娱乐性还是不错的，总体不那么搞笑却让人意犹未尽，适合休息的时候看
怎么说呢，太刻意或许是最大的缺点。或许是太了解剧组的原因？每一个看似反转的点其实都能猜到。于是少了很多惊喜，反而觉得太刻意，自然就观感欠佳……剧本是电视剧的剧本，拍成了电影，就自然缺斤少两……
庄哥还是那个庄哥！车牌唐A,我还以为是在行唐拍的，结果最后追车出来个青园街🤣 东拐是北国，西拐是省博。。。
看着“毛骗”团队的片子就亲切，但片子本身真一般
还是青春的回忆啊 中国需要这样新生代的影视团队 很棒！
全员善良，看着那么别扭
第一次看车导/车编/车副导/...的戏，很棒！
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