坐卧美人间

坐卧美人间 高清

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分类： 喜剧片 1992

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 袁玟玉 3小时前 :

    一直都很偏爱运动体育类的励志片，真实的故事，诚挚的情感，不懈的努力，家人的支持，所有的一切都只待机遇的来临，点石为金，开启高光时刻。每一个人都有过梦想，而这种成功故事一定会感动大家。

  • 雅梅 6小时前 :

    "Life is not about what you can achieve. It's about what you can become."

  • 淡乐水 7小时前 :

    综合：5.8

  • 熊凝冬 2小时前 :

    虽然制作尚可，但2还是落入了俗套，变成了一部普通的虐杀片。

  • 第五香天 1小时前 :

    只想说，天下的女人一个德行，看那个作女的唧唧歪歪，只想璀她

  • 石咏思 5小时前 :

    女孩不是老头亲生也胜似亲生了 完全遗传到了杀神DNA

  • 赖飞翔 9小时前 :

    男主狗被杀等着死全家。

  • 柏访曼 6小时前 :

    除了女主太丑，其他一切OK，毕竟基于真实故事改编比较励志

  • 殴昊强 1小时前 :

    you will see，what i see，盲人弄瞎敌人的双眼，台词非常漂亮。

  • 澹台云水 7小时前 :

    为啥不能一起上呢……

  • 那琼思 5小时前 :

    简直是爽文小说一样的剧情，但是导演安排的很好，感情戏和励志部分都恰到好处，远超预期的一部电影。

  • 邴初南 2小时前 :

    堪称艺术美学。

  • 春可 8小时前 :

    第二部比第一部更暴力血腥！老爷子毕竟是老了，但意气不减当年，伤口上直接灌胶水！老爷子家里总会有你喜欢的东西，第一部钱💰 ，第二部超级无敌可爱小萝莉！5打1？还带一条狗🐶 ，真的狗啊！虽然你是来找你女儿的，但是你稍微要感谢一下老大爷的照顾女儿之恩情吧！再说你抢到女儿，让他跟着你制毒吗？不好吧~_~，你又不是绝命毒师老白。答应我，把小萝莉塔拉送到正规学校🏫 好好读书叭，太难了。小萝莉的假父亲穿插进来真的恶心，要一个小女孩的心脏？？？你怎么不去死！还妈妈👩🏻 ？最终还是大黄爱大爷！铃铛🔔 辩位法，大爷独创。小女孩的演技真的，结尾的哭戏，真的秒杀国内某流浪女星。

  • 祥梓 2小时前 :

    拍成这样，还好意思说续集，又被预告片骗了。

  • 程经纶 6小时前 :

    小演员不讨喜，好暗看的好辛苦，剧情一般，悬疑惊悚上很鸡肋，那么暗有啥子必要

  • 蕾楠 9小时前 :

    看到最后，热泪盈眶，真心推荐NFL，节奏力量悬念传奇均是史诗级的联赛.

  • 楠瑶 8小时前 :

    看完恐怖片系列88：屏住呼吸2.

  • 陶祺然 5小时前 :

    相比第一部剧情弱了，打戏和血腥程度增加了，

  • 谈昊穹 5小时前 :

    主角延续了上一部的人设，剧情并没有延续，这部更正面一点，退伍瞎玩大叔硬刚黑帮毒枭，确实没有第一部那么吸引人……

  • 树嘉 2小时前 :

    盲老兵带走了毒贩的女儿，毒贩找上门，带走女主，毒贩妻子想换掉女儿的器官，盲老兵来到，切断电源，在黑暗中击杀毒贩们，后来天亮了，被毒贩杀了，女主反杀毒贩

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