两人坐爱片

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分类： 喜剧片 2003

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 紫俊 7小时前 :

    了解一下电信诈骗内部工作流程。

  • 肖凝静 5小时前 :

    这种片真的不适合我看了，毕竟小时候我也不喜欢玩索尼克。

  • 蒉思宸 8小时前 :

    刻意摸黑zg没必要

  • 练曼安 7小时前 :

    笑死，男主是个前警官现在在工地打工，男主老婆因为被电话诈骗骗走全部身家。于是男主化身成龙，伙同IT精英女，千里走单骑，连夜捣毁无数电信诈骗窝点....简直科幻片。

  • 梓阳 3小时前 :

    AMC Sunnyvale 12 | seattle is the new 哥谭2333 hawaii好看 小刺猬在家乱搞趴体好看 动作场面很酷 除此之外剧情十分臃肿东拼西凑俩小时还强灌正能量 还是适合小宝宝看

  • 环醉冬 5小时前 :

    总体节奏感不错，线路也清晰，但有韩剧缺点。

  • 郦韦柔 7小时前 :

    剧本真实性先放一边，对中国的bbc滤镜更是无语。韩国警察跨境来中国抓人还当自己是领导？！真是恶心死了。

  • 柴凯安 2小时前 :

    投影观看。

  • 陶鸿祯 7小时前 :

    和第一部差不多吧，游戏角色多了还挺可爱，再次感叹金凯瑞真的是艺术家。

  • 枫弘 4小时前 :

    情怀大于内容，小时候玩游戏，现在看着一个个角色跃然荧幕之上还是挺让人开心的。

  • 益斯乔 3小时前 :

    剧本好生硬，斗舞和伐木累环节实在有点尴尬……片尾字幕和彩蛋加一颗星吧。

  • 昕旭 3小时前 :

    说它好吧剧情推进基本靠巧合，说它烂吧男主最后的电梯井逃生竟然和一开始的工地搬砖对上了……大概只能说是中规中矩的正常韩片。导演把西安拍得这么脏乱，也煞费苦心了。

  • 空华楚 9小时前 :

    被迫转行的前警察为追被诈骗的金钱千里迢迢来到沈阳（其实是西安）打入内部卧底，潜入戏和升到三楼企划室太过顺利，精彩的是诈骗流程和设定剧本，整体剧情挺流畅。

  • 栀倩 0小时前 :

    感觉有点太单一了，索尼克如果不是3D更真实一些会更好

  • 薄苑博 2小时前 :

    金武烈卞耀汉打得如痴如醉，屏幕外的我看得昏昏欲睡。韩国犯罪商业片剧本越来越差也是事实了，演员多卖力演也救不回来。

  • 过飞荷 9小时前 :

    除了金凯瑞以外的人类戏份都很多余，起码可以剪掉半小时。

  • 酆语风 5小时前 :

    特效很不错，金凯瑞演的很好，古典叙事逻辑上也可以自洽。扣分点有二，一是主角过于刻板没有成长，过于情节驱动人物；二是新娘黑人胖姐太政治正确了，无美感无必要

  • 随向雪 9小时前 :

    电诈神剧了，屋里挂几个灯笼就来中国了，这道具组是电诈组赞助的吧哈哈哈哈

  • 茜雪 8小时前 :

    挺欢乐的，够了。最后超级赛亚人有点扯了，虽然还是挺帅的。

  • 陈苑杰 2小时前 :

    不过冲着金凯利和刺猬

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